Whatever Happened To Chivalry?

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

What I Got For Christmmas

Canon Rebel Sx



Peanut Butter & Jelly Purse (my mom made it)



Despicable Me DVD



Fun Fusion Kit



Fun Dip




Key Necklace



Dinosaur Key Chain



Mater Night Light



Bump Its



Hubba Bubba Tape



Black Nail Polish



Ugly Doll



Light Up Puffer Ball

My Edited Pictures :]

 Me at like 2am! haha not bad?

 Nerd Glasses :]

 Nurse Hat <3

Can you say rawr? teehee



Interview with Myself

My favorite drink. . . Starbuck's Strawberyy &Cream Frappachino


My favorite movie. . . Disney Pixar's Cars


My favorite future vacation spot. . . Paris or Ireland


My favorite dessert. . . Cupcakes


My favorite color. . . Perriwinkle


My favorite website. . . Facebook


My favorite dinner. . . Red Robin's Whiskey River BBQ Chicken Wrap


My favorite quote. . . "You know your in love when you can't sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams" ~Dr. Seuss


My favorite song. . . Why Not by Liz Fair


My favorite outfit. . . My Bumble Bee TuTu




Well now you know a little more about me :]

Dear Facebook Friends,

Hey there! I'm stealing this idea from Tiana and i need you to send me a message with a number between 1-1000 and i will post something about you to Facebook ღ

Watch Me and Whitney Fail Epicly At Being Normal :]

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Moulin Rouge - Your Song

Waiting For Prince Charming :]

I'm only 15. . . but is it so wrong to want someone to love me unconditionally? For richer or for poor? In sickness and in health?

 I want love! There, i said it! Now i ask you, who will love me for me? Not for what i have done, my past doesn't dictate who i am, but it is part of what i will become. And only i can decide my fate. But, whoever stands by my side as i take on this crazy, messed up world will be all i need in life. I don't need money to be happy, all i need is God in my heart, my past behind me, the road of life ahead of me, and Prince Charming on my side holding my hand as we take on our never-ending life, full of love and passion.

Waiting For Prince Charming. . .

UPS and Fed Ex Can Suck It O.o

I was told my camera i ordered would be here Friday last week. I complained and complained and they said it would get there Saturday. I waited all day and it never came. Then some chick said my package was with UPS not Fed Ex so i waited all day for the wrong package carrier! I was pissed! So i called and someone told me it would come on Sunday, so i waited all day and still no camera. Then when i called they said they weren't open on Sunday! They re-assured me it would be here today, and guess what? Someone told me it will be here tomorrow! If the UPS guy comes imma slap him! R A W R!

My Favorite Childhood Shows!

On Facebook they have this thing going on where you change your profile picture to a cartoon you watched as a child so here were my choices:

Cheese

Cassie (Dragon Tails)


JoJo's Circus

Madeline

PB&J Otter


I ended up choosing JoJo's Circus! Which one would you choose?

Why Triscuits are Evil

I always have Triscuits in my lunch. EVERYTIME i eat them later on they tickle my throat! So i'm coughing all day! It's like the Triscuits are trying to kill me in a slow death by being tickled! I should probably pick a new snack but i keep choosing Triscuits? Im weird.

Plucking Daisies

Today i found a daisy. It's snowing like crazy and it's like a blanket over all of Northern Idaho but, in this one spot there was no snow. Just a daisy poking out of this random crack in the concrete. So i grabbed it and i started to pluck, "He loves me, he loves me not. . ." When i finished i landed on he loves me not. I was utterly crushed.

P.S. If you want to say he loves me, he loves me not in French it's        I m'aime, il me n'aime pas.

Why I Hate Fanny Packs

I’ve never been a fan of these...they conjure up ugly stereotypes of American tourists on vacation with fanny packs, white socks, shorts, and a Bermuda shirt with a huge camera hung around their necks. You know what I’m talking about!  I just wish that fanny packs weren't so taboo, because they do serve a purpose if you want to be hands-free or you just have a back/shoulder problem. But they do look unattractive. And I think the vinyl makes it look worse, it stands out much more.

 An alternative to fanny pack is a fashionable small purse for ladies

and for men a small backpack.

Me and My Sister Dancing To: Break Your Heart

Me and Jill dancing to Break Your Heart by: Taio Cruz

Me and My Sister Dancing To: Evacuate the Dancefloor

Me and Jill dancing to  Evacuate the Dancefloor by: Cascada

Time Outs

Today, once again i recieved a time out. My mom gives me a "15" minute time out whenever i do something wrong. She gives us a one minute timeout for each year we have been alive, thus my 15 minute time frame. (even though i bet it is longer than 15 minutes) But today when i was in my time out i had my dog Gizmo. I was laying in bed and i noticed something. I realized i liked the feeling of Gizmo breathing as i cuddle my baby puppy. His little heart beat on my chest made me feel so happy :] I love my baby Gizmo and i can't wait until i get married and have a real baby to hold :]

10 Insane Things To Do Before You Die

1.) Pet a turtle's armpit

2.) Find Santa Claus and prove the world wrong

3.) Get kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese

4.) Do something extremely extreme for a Klondike Bar

5.) Say Blepo the Blushing Baby 3x sooper fast

6.) Go somewhere and scream at a random object, then when someone comes deny it

7.) Make a pet rock and name it

8.) Growl randomly like a dinosaur to a complete stranger

9.) Create a baking soda volcano

10.) Take chalk and write/ draw something encouraging on the sidewalk in 10 different places

Me and My Sister Dancing To: We Are Who We Are

Me and Jill dancing to We Are Who We Are by: Kesha

Guess What I Got

I went shopping with my mom today and i got these two things:


Sock Monkey Beanie

Plaid Pajama Pants

Comment If You Think They Are Cute!



Me and My Sister Dancing To: California Girls

What happens when you're beyond bored. . .

Bloopers!

This video was ruined by Jill Farting

This video was ruined by Jill being Jill

Me and My Sister Dancing To: Cortesy of the Red, White, and Blue

This Dance Credit Goes To Jill, my sister (she came up with all the dance moves)

Classmate Review

Abigail Avery- She is pretty shy and he hair sooper curly. She is also my only friend at Christian Academy.


Aimee- She is blonde but is sooper smart!


Buck Whetstone- He has 3 personalities. First, he is extremely argumentative. Second, he is semi-nice. Third, he is nosy and judgemental.


Catherine Brands- Probably the second funniest girl at school! (im the first haha) She laughs at all my jokes!


Ethan- He is very thorough and has to get 100% which i think is a good quality even though many would call him a teachers pet.


Gerr-  She is going to be the next American Idol! Watch out!


Hunter Zier- I don't know Hunter that well but he seems like a genuine young man. (even though he likes to hunt poor, defensless animals)


John Avery- He is Abi's brother. I gave him the nickname Pablo and he gave me the nickname shorty (im only two inches shorter)


Joshua Darrow- He is the Headmaster's son. He is best friends with Buck (im guessing because they are ALWAYS together)


Tyler- He is sooper smart! He is probably the smartes kid i have evr met!

I Don't Believe in Ghosts!

I don't believe in ghost at all! Last night Kip, the night manager at The Hampton, told me, Whitney, and Whitney's new friend Jordan a bunch of ghost stories about the hotel. They freaked me out but i don't believe ghosts exist. I think non-christians see demons but if you accept God as your lord and savior he will keep us safe. Another explanation is inconsistant gravitational pulls. Also, people can lie or just think something so much that it appears very real to them. These are my explanations. Comment if you agree.

MegaMind Quotes :]

Megamind: Our battles quickly got more elaborate. He would win some, I would ALMOST win others! He took the name: Metro Man, defender of Metro City. I decided to pick something a little more humble: MegaMind, incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!


Hal: Who are you?
Megamind: [disguised as Jor-El] I'm like your space dad.
Hal: Wow.
Megamind: You've been blessed with unfathomable powers.
Hal: What kind of power?
Megamind: Unfathomable. It's like, uh, without fathom


Megamind: All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honour, friends and family. Evil... well, it's just cooler.


Roxanne Ritchi: What's the plan?
Megamind: It mostly involves "not dying"!
Roxanne Ritchi: That's a good plan, I like that plan


Megamind: Where did you park the invisible car...?
[walks into it]


Megamind: No matter what happened, I was always the last chosen, the odd one out, the black sheep... the bad boy. Was this my destiny?... Wait. Maybe it WAS! Being bad is the one thing I'm good at! Then it hit me: if I was the bad boy, then I was going to be the baddest boy of them ALL!


Roxanne Ritchi: [smashes a guitar on Metro Man's head] You left us in the hands of... HIM!
[points at Megamind]
Roxanne Ritchi: [to Megamind] No offense.
Megamind: No, I'm with you!


Minion: Boss, I think this is a bad idea...
Megamind: [extracting Metro Man's essence] Yes, a very wickedly BAD idea for the greater GOOD of man!
Minion: But I'm saying it's a "bad" bad... okay, it's a good idea from your "bad" perception, but from a "good" point of view, it's just plain bad...
Megamind: Oh, you don't know what's good for man!


Megamind's Mother: Here is your minion. He will look after you. Megamind's Father: And here's your binky!


Roxanne Ritchi: I knew you'd come back!
Megamind: Well, that makes one of us


Megamind's Father: [last words to his son] You are destined for...
[the ship closes and takes off] Megamind: [narrating] What? Destined for what? I didn't quite catch that last part, but it sounded important! 


Roxanne Ritchi: [to Megamind] We can beat Titan ourselves. Just make us up a couple of those serums, give us a gun, and then we can go all GANGSTA on him!


Megamind: I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day, i dont fly off into the sunset, and i don't get the girl!


Megamind:  Sometimes, it felt like it was just me and Minion against the world

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

You know what really grinds my gears? When people ask me, How are you? What do they expect me to say? It's not like I'm going to tell them how completely aweful my life is, and then pour my heart out to them! I know it's the polite thing to do, but i don't want to here How are you? How are you? How are you? all frickin day! Because I'm going to a private school, all day i hear How are you? and it drives me crazy! If you agree comment or just tell me what grinds your gears?

Despicable Me Quotes

Agnes (youngest sister)- I like him!
Edith (oldest sister)- He's scary!
Agnes (youngest sister)- Like Santa!

Agnes (youngest sister)- Aw. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly.
Edith (oldest sister)- That's a Cheeto.
Agnes (youngest sister)- Oh. [eats it.]

Agnes (youngest sister)- Unicorns, I love them. Unicorns, I love them. Uni uni unicorns, I love them. Uni unicorns, I could pet one if they were really real. And they are! So I bought one so I could pet it. Now it loves me, now I love it. La lala la la...

Gru: Bedtime now.
[girls groan in disappointment, followed by the minions]
Gru: Not you two.
[minions cheer]

Agnes (youngest sister)- Will you read us a bedtime story?
Gru (adopted dad)- No.
Agnes (youngest sister)- Pretty please?
Gru (adopted dad)- The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.

Private School Creeper

Today we were i was in Classical Literature and Gerry, Aimee, and Eithan pointed at the back door of the class room (leading to the parking lot) and i turned around and i saw a short glimpse of some creeper! He kept pacing back and forth by our class room. We were laughing at first but then we were increasingly apprehensive. Our teacher Mrs. Bailey went to the coffee shop to tell Pastor Bob, a former cop, to check it out. While she was getting Pastor Bob, we were watching him and Daniel got freaked out and hid under the desk. Me and Abi were cracking up! Then Daniel ran out of the room but came back in a couple minutes. When he walked back in the room Aimee and Gerry were looking out the door and Daniel freaked out, but they just reassured him that that guy couldn't see them. By the time Mrs. Bailey and Pastor Bob got outside he was in his car and drove away. TALK ABOUT CREEPY!

Silly Rabbit Trix Are For Kids

Trix cereal commercials are a constant reminder of how cruel children can be. Why cant those devious children just give him some cereal! What is the absolute worse thing that could happen? I mean come on. They can't be JUST for kids. The Trix company must be losing some major business by not selling to rabbits. A bit unfair, I mean the poor rabbit has been dreaming about trix for years. I wish they would just give him some.

 

Bad School Day and evil Cookies

        Yesterday as you know, i was completely aweful. Well, today wasn't much better. I was fuming when Buck, an evil kid in my class, kept insulting me consistantly through the day. He hates me and i don't know what i did. Maybe it's because i'm the new kid and everyone (but him) thinks i'm funny, so he might think that i stole his place as class clown, but that gives him no reason to constantly call me childish and critisize everything i do and say!
        Please don't judge what i'm about to say but, when he says that stuff it hurts my feelings. (but i don't show it) The whole reason i decided to go to Classical Christian Academy is to get away from people that make fun of me. To make matters worse when Buck was doing all this nobody stuck up for me, not once!
        On the bright yet dim side, we finished the book The Iliad and we are having a party tomorrow and i volunteered to bring homemade cookies with trojan helmets made out of icing. Well, that is easier said then done. You see, i made one helmet, a smiley face with red hair (Menelaus), a star resembling constellations, a shield, and a red and black circle. But then i ran out of icing! So i have two plain cookies. Oh well, at least i can say i tried.

I'm Sick Of Being Told What To Do!

All day I am told what I can’t do and what I have to do. Because I go to a private school, all day I hear don’t do this and don’t do that. I could just die! On Monday I had a fake tattoo left over from Halloween of a moon by my left eye. My math teacher made me go to the bathroom and scrub it off my face. When I came back to class and my face was bright red from scrubbing so hard. It was mortifying. Everyday my teachers come and tell me how i need to try harder. Well, I think I am trying pretty damn hard, considering that I am at a new school, with new clothes, new teachers, hardly any friends, no creativity or freedom, a 25 minute lunch (instead of a 45 minute lunch and 25 minute break), about a 90% increase on homework, and constant rules. It’s absolutely ridiculous! And on top of all that they have the nerve to sit there and tell me what to do! I could sy the same to my mother just last night i begged for her help and she refused! Today she told me it's my fault for not asking! She always says do this or do that. What i want to know is if it would kill her to say please! Who the hell do they think they are?!

Why I Hate The Letter Q

The letter Q is stupid. Q makes the same sound as K or C. So why not just use K or C? Q thinks he is so bad ass just because he copied the letter O and added a stupis swirly tail! Why does U have to follow Q? It isn't fair. While the letter Q gets all the glory U is forced to sit on the sidelines. But why? U is just as pretty as Q. U is as much of a letter as Q. U should just stab the letter Q and watch him die a slow painful DEATH!