Monday, November 8, 2010

Despicable Me Quotes

Agnes (youngest sister)- I like him!
Edith (oldest sister)- He's scary!
Agnes (youngest sister)- Like Santa!


Agnes (youngest sister)- Aw. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly.
Edith (oldest sister)- That's a Cheeto.
Agnes (youngest sister)- Oh. [eats it.]


Agnes (youngest sister)- Unicorns, I love them. Unicorns, I love them. Uni uni unicorns, I love them. Uni unicorns, I could pet one if they were really real. And they are! So I bought one so I could pet it. Now it loves me, now I love it. La lala la la...

Gru: Bedtime now.
[girls groan in disappointment, followed by the minions]
Gru: Not you two.
[minions cheer]


Agnes (youngest sister)- Will you read us a bedtime story?
Gru (adopted dad)- No.
Agnes (youngest sister)- Pretty please?
Gru (adopted dad)- The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.

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