Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Curse Whoever Made History a Subject In School!

Im so angry! My history teacher doesn't know how to make class fun! I asked him if the rest of the year is all notes and he said of course not. (i sighed in relief) He then said we will take do essays as well. Then the class looked at me like it was all my fault! I suggested posters and projects and he just walked away and continued lecturing us about some stupid war with the indians . . . i think.


Anyways. . . my word for today is Guano (Definition: poop from a bat or a seal) How funny is that! Speaking of funny i heard this really funny joke today:
PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."

I nearly peed myself when i heard it!


Please Comment! I'm Desperate!