Monday, November 8, 2010

Despicable Me Quotes

Agnes (youngest sister)- I like him!
Edith (oldest sister)- He's scary!
Agnes (youngest sister)- Like Santa!


Agnes (youngest sister)- Aw. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly.
Edith (oldest sister)- That's a Cheeto.
Agnes (youngest sister)- Oh. [eats it.]


Agnes (youngest sister)- Unicorns, I love them. Unicorns, I love them. Uni uni unicorns, I love them. Uni unicorns, I could pet one if they were really real. And they are! So I bought one so I could pet it. Now it loves me, now I love it. La lala la la...

Gru: Bedtime now.
[girls groan in disappointment, followed by the minions]
Gru: Not you two.
[minions cheer]


Agnes (youngest sister)- Will you read us a bedtime story?
Gru (adopted dad)- No.
Agnes (youngest sister)- Pretty please?
Gru (adopted dad)- The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.

Private School Creeper

Today we were i was in Classical Literature and Gerry, Aimee, and Eithan pointed at the back door of the class room (leading to the parking lot) and i turned around and i saw a short glimpse of some creeper! He kept pacing back and forth by our class room. We were laughing at first but then we were increasingly apprehensive. Our teacher Mrs. Bailey went to the coffee shop to tell Pastor Bob, a former cop, to check it out. While she was getting Pastor Bob, we were watching him and Daniel got freaked out and hid under the desk. Me and Abi were cracking up! Then Daniel ran out of the room but came back in a couple minutes. When he walked back in the room Aimee and Gerry were looking out the door and Daniel freaked out, but they just reassured him that that guy couldn't see them. By the time Mrs. Bailey and Pastor Bob got outside he was in his car and drove away. TALK ABOUT CREEPY!