Why I Hate Fanny Packs

I’ve never been a fan of these...they conjure up ugly stereotypes of American tourists on vacation with fanny packs, white socks, shorts, and a Bermuda shirt with a huge camera hung around their necks. You know what I’m talking about!  I just wish that fanny packs weren't so taboo, because they do serve a purpose if you want to be hands-free or you just have a back/shoulder problem. But they do look unattractive. And I think the vinyl makes it look worse, it stands out much more.

 An alternative to fanny pack is a fashionable small purse for ladies

and for men a small backpack.

Why I Hate The Letter Q

The letter Q is stupid. Q makes the same sound as K or C. So why not just use K or C? Q thinks he is so bad ass just because he copied the letter O and added a stupis swirly tail! Why does U have to follow Q? It isn't fair. While the letter Q gets all the glory U is forced to sit on the sidelines. But why? U is just as pretty as Q. U is as much of a letter as Q. U should just stab the letter Q and watch him die a slow painful DEATH!