Whatever Happened To Chivalry?

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

Plucking Daisies

Today i found a daisy. It's snowing like crazy and it's like a blanket over all of Northern Idaho but, in this one spot there was no snow. Just a daisy poking out of this random crack in the concrete. So i grabbed it and i started to pluck, "He loves me, he loves me not. . ." When i finished i landed on he loves me not. I was utterly crushed.

P.S. If you want to say he loves me, he loves me not in French it's        I m'aime, il me n'aime pas.