10 Insane Things To Do Before You Die

1.) Pet a turtle's armpit

2.) Find Santa Claus and prove the world wrong

3.) Get kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese

4.) Do something extremely extreme for a Klondike Bar

5.) Say Blepo the Blushing Baby 3x sooper fast

6.) Go somewhere and scream at a random object, then when someone comes deny it

7.) Make a pet rock and name it

8.) Growl randomly like a dinosaur to a complete stranger

9.) Create a baking soda volcano

10.) Take chalk and write/ draw something encouraging on the sidewalk in 10 different places