Am I Too Old To Trick or Treat?

My mommy thinks im too old to go Trick or Treating. I love to Trick or Treat! I look forward to it every year, and i take my 11 year old sister with a friend or two usually so i don't look completely ridiculous. The thing is, i'm really excited to go because it is one of the very few days a year where i can be as silly as i want without being chastized. Plus i already have my costume! I'm going to be a fairy! I have a neon yellow tutu, neon blue wings, and accesories! Well do you think i should go Trick or Treating or is 15 years old too big a number? Comment!

Ten Things I Love About Halloween

1. dusting off the skeletons
2. stepping over black cats
3. carving pumpkins
4. lighting jackolanterns
5. letting out your inner ghost
6. preparing treats
7. sewing costumes
8. howling at a full moon
9. planning tricks
10. seasoning the caldrons
P.S.  If you like my blog comment, even if you don't like it! Or just tell me what you love most about Halloween.

This is Me

You know what? I had an epiphany last night and I feel obligated to share it today. I'm overweight and I realized that if you think about it people only care about losing weight because they want to "fit in". Well, if God had intended for us to all be skinny he wouldn't have let man create McDonalds. Therefore I have decided I don't want to fit in. If someone loves me they should love me for my chubby, funny, silly self! Even though my life isn't going to be easy, especially when everyone judges me and treats me different. Oh and my personal favorite, the very classic obnoxious laugh with their noses in the air as the talk about me behind my back. But I just look at it with a silver lining for example: When im being laughed at from afar by the stupid skinny stereotypical girls who think they're all that I just think they talk behind my back because they are too afraid to say it to my face. Because i would kick their teenybopper blonde-haired blue-eyed nasty back stabbers! If there is anyone out there who agrees post a comment or if you are seeking advice send me a letter and i will respond as soon as possible. Send your letters to: invisibleinidaho@aol.com

Need Advice? Mail Me :]

I was watching Letters to Juliet and i'm inspired. If any of you out there reading this wants to write me a letter for advice, i promise to write back with as much advice as i can possibly give. Please feel free to send letters to invisibleinidaho@aol.com

P.S. Whenever you need a helping hand i will do my best for good advice.

Bonkers

You know what i realized today? First let me start at the beginning. Well, someone came up to me and asked me if i was born this crazy and i looked up at him and said "I'm afraid so, I'm entirely bonkers, but I will tell you a little secret all the best people are." He looked at me with a slight smile from my quick come back and accepted his defeat to insult me. I must admit I was quite proud with my witty comeback.
If you're wondering why he thinks I'm crazy. I haven't the slightest clue, Okay Okay Okay maybe it was because when we were picking our team name for our study game I suggested The Cookie Monsters.
P.S. If you scroll down you will se me . . . if i was a cat!

Curse Whoever Made History a Subject In School!

Im so angry! My history teacher doesn't know how to make class fun! I asked him if the rest of the year is all notes and he said of course not. (i sighed in relief) He then said we will take do essays as well. Then the class looked at me like it was all my fault! I suggested posters and projects and he just walked away and continued lecturing us about some stupid war with the indians . . . i think.


Anyways. . . my word for today is Guano (Definition: poop from a bat or a seal) How funny is that! Speaking of funny i heard this really funny joke today:
PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."
I nearly peed myself when i heard it!

Please Comment! I'm Desperate!

Stage Fright

I could just die! im so sick of rhetoric! (FYI: Rhetoric is the study of the effective use of language.) I have to recite a stupid persuasive essay to the class tomorrow. I can only hope that a meteor hits me right before my turn to recite that stupid essay! Well. . . im gunna go practice, wish me luck!


P.S. This is me with a mustache!