This is Me

You know what? I had an epiphany last night and I feel obligated to share it today. I'm overweight and I realized that if you think about it people only care about losing weight because they want to "fit in". Well, if God had intended for us to all be skinny he wouldn't have let man create McDonalds. Therefore I have decided I don't want to fit in. If someone loves me they should love me for my chubby, funny, silly self! Even though my life isn't going to be easy, especially when everyone judges me and treats me different. Oh and my personal favorite, the very classic obnoxious laugh with their noses in the air as the talk about me behind my back. But I just look at it with a silver lining for example: When im being laughed at from afar by the stupid skinny stereotypical girls who think they're all that I just think they talk behind my back because they are too afraid to say it to my face. Because i would kick their teenybopper blonde-haired blue-eyed nasty back stabbers! If there is anyone out there who agrees post a comment or if you are seeking advice send me a letter and i will respond as soon as possible. Send your letters to: invisibleinidaho@aol.com

Need Advice? Mail Me :]

I was watching Letters to Juliet and i'm inspired. If any of you out there reading this wants to write me a letter for advice, i promise to write back with as much advice as i can possibly give. Please feel free to send letters to invisibleinidaho@aol.com

P.S. Whenever you need a helping hand i will do my best for good advice.

Bonkers

You know what i realized today? First let me start at the beginning. Well, someone came up to me and asked me if i was born this crazy and i looked up at him and said "I'm afraid so, I'm entirely bonkers, but I will tell you a little secret all the best people are." He looked at me with a slight smile from my quick come back and accepted his defeat to insult me. I must admit I was quite proud with my witty comeback.
If you're wondering why he thinks I'm crazy. I haven't the slightest clue, Okay Okay Okay maybe it was because when we were picking our team name for our study game I suggested The Cookie Monsters.
P.S. If you scroll down you will se me . . . if i was a cat!

Curse Whoever Made History a Subject In School!

Im so angry! My history teacher doesn't know how to make class fun! I asked him if the rest of the year is all notes and he said of course not. (i sighed in relief) He then said we will take do essays as well. Then the class looked at me like it was all my fault! I suggested posters and projects and he just walked away and continued lecturing us about some stupid war with the indians . . . i think.


Anyways. . . my word for today is Guano (Definition: poop from a bat or a seal) How funny is that! Speaking of funny i heard this really funny joke today:
PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."
I nearly peed myself when i heard it!

Please Comment! I'm Desperate!

Stage Fright

I could just die! im so sick of rhetoric! (FYI: Rhetoric is the study of the effective use of language.) I have to recite a stupid persuasive essay to the class tomorrow. I can only hope that a meteor hits me right before my turn to recite that stupid essay! Well. . . im gunna go practice, wish me luck!


P.S. This is me with a mustache!

Typical Me

Typical. . . I didnt get an assignment supposedly passed out last week and i now have TWICE the homework! Whoever invented homework should be violently stabbed in the face. Anyways my new favorite word is Kangaroofus (DEFINITION: a cross between Kangaroo and a naked mole rat) Oh dude guess what i did when i got home! I made me as a vampire! Want to see it? Look Below. . .

P.S. COMMENTS ARE APPRECIATED! GOOD OR BAD!

Gizmo

Today i completely forgot about my Bible class assignment to type out my narrative O.o Also, i hav to read Book 15 of The Iliad! Not to mention making a stupid formal outline for my persuasive essay. I know what your thinking, "How can she possibly forget about all that homework" Well, i think it's because my brain wants to have a carefree life style so it blocks out every boring assignment i get.


P.S. my new puppy, Gizmo, ate my favorite pair of sandals